Bras Are Ridiculous

Was hand washing all my shit today because I have nothing left to wear tomorrow and realized while dancing and singing to Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" at the sink that bras are one of the most ridiculous contraptions ever.
Don't get me wrong, when they actually have breasts in them they look great, and even on a hangar they look good, but when they're all waterlogged, formless and floating around in my sink they just look completely absurd! (Handwashing was also a huge mistake because those babies soak up more water than a hung over student on a Sunday and you feel like you're ruining them if you try to wring them out...)

Anyway on a different note here is a picture of what my hair looks like now since my camera has run out of batteries and I haven't bothered to replace them. This was in a friend's room at the Gallia and we managed to pack like... twenty people in here. As you can see I am also classing it up North American style by drinking my wine straight from the bottle (screw cups, they just get dirty and break all the time...). I'd like to think that I gave these Germans/Russians/Slovaks/English/French students a positive example of what kind of people are to be found "on the other side of the pond" (classy and dainty bitches that's what).